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Age
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21-25
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Height
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6' 1"
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Date of Birth
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03/26/1983
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Weight
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190lbs. - 219lbs.
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Body Type
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Average
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Eye Color
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Brown
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Hair Color
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Brown
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Race/Ethnicity
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Latino/Hispanic
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Education Level
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High School
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Religion
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Agnostic
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Sexual Orientation
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Other
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Interracially Date
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Hell yeah!
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Relationship Status
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Never Married
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Children
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Yes, but they're Cabbage Patch Dolls
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Date Someone With Children
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Hell no!
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Smoke
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Yes
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Date Someone Who Smokes
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Hell yeah!
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Do You Drink
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Yes
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Date Someone Who Drinks
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Hell yeah!
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Do you consider yourself a bitch/bastard
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Hell yeah!
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Any Tattoos or exotic piercings
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Hell no!
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How Important Is Sex
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I'm a sexaholic
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Age Range You're Willing To Date & Cuddle
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18-20, 21-25, 26-30, 31-35
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Money Status
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Piss Poor
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Housing
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House
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Political Affiliation
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Apathetic Lazy Ass Party
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Registered Voter
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None of your business!
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Do you laugh or cry when you see a midget crossing the street
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Laugh
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I view sex as...
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a healthy part of a monogamous relationship.
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Times Per Week You Get Drunk:
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7 Times
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Do you use drugs
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No, but I used to!
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Have you ever cheated on a lover?
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No!
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How many sexual partners have you boinked (had sex with!)
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6-10
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What's your favorite fantasy?
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Three-way
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Do you look at porn
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Yes, 'cause I'm a horn dog!
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How far will you go on a first date
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Sex
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How far have you gone with anyone
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Anal sex and everything else
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Favorite Colors
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White, Black, Other
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Favorite Movie Genres
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Action, Comedy, Foreign, Horror, Animation, Cult Classics, Porn, Other
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Favorite Television Genre
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Don't Watch TV
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Favorite Music Genre
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Rock, Punk and Hardcore, Rap and Hip-Hop, Metal, Electronica, Jazz, Classical, Alternative, Electro Clash, R&B, Trance
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Favorite Indoor Activities
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Movies , Concerts, Video Games, Cooking, Music, Sex, Theater, Hot Shower Sex
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Favorite Outdoor Activities
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Camping, Extreme Hop Scotch, Traveling, Flying, Hiking
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Favorite Sports
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Pillow Fighting, Bullfighting, Hacky Sack
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About Me
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If you could only know... hey... stop reading this!!
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Describe who you want to meet
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Well, no one really, I am tired of people meeting me and then running away... stupid people
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In your own words, what's a successful relationship?
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Well, anything that involves trust, love, caring, hate, sex, sexual fantasies, oh yeah, did I mention hot a... I can't say that
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What is your personal quote?
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fa.Q
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What Turns You On?
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If only you knew... I gotta keep some secrets
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What Turns You Off?
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Anything that doesn't turn me off, so how about you don't show me your pic... let's avoid the answer to this question
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What's your pirate name?
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The D.R. Rearmost Penetrator
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What can you do with a jar of peanut butter, a dog, and a lawn mower?
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Well, this is an easy question... OBVIOUSLY the thing that you can do is grab the jar of peanut butter, spread it all over the dog, have the dog roll around the grass... and then just pretend you don't see him while you use the lawn mower to "mow" your yard... that was mowed yesterday
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Describe yourself in five words
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Agnostic Apathetic Simple Complex fa.Q
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What sound do you make when waking up?
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meow
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What kind of hamburger are you?
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double grilled meat burger with tons of cheese and bacon. Without the extra annoying fat
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Tell us about your most memorable toenail picking experience
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Well I was driving down the highway.... I don't remember anything after that.
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Who annoys you the most?
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Whoever came up with these questions... and programmed the whole site!!!!
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My idea of a bad date includes
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That's easy... when you have to pay
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My idea of a good date includes
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When you don't have to pay. But mostly just the ability to go.. nevermind I already answered that a while back
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Tell us about the last time you farted in a public space
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I have realized I can run at about 10 mph....
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Where do you see yourself 3 hours after you drink 4 shots of tequila?
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Eating the worm, slamming myself down on the floor and saying "you're a pansy!!"
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What's your favorite body part and why?
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Ass, nothing beats a good nice bubbly round ass... that's worked on :D.
I mean seriously... there's just... you wouldn't understand
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Tell us a story involving yourself and a drunk person
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This one time, at band camp...
Oh wait wrong one. Uhmm it involves me driving in front of the drunk person, as it swirves and before they got in the car, they were telling me "just followw me".
Yeaaah...
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You're out partying with King Kong. What happens?
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What doesn't happen. We get the king kong sized bottle of tequila and the party is on
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